Tuesday, December 23, 2008

oh im soo scared *heavy on the sarcasm*

yeah, thanx for the warning john. im being hunted by a 58 year-old-woman.
what the hell did i ever do to her anyway?.....

and no, i will not be bringing my bf to grace for church. it wouldnt be a wize idia. he is athiest. big time athiest. i think i should start out small. im trying to get him to go to my youth group at the bible baptist church here in central lake. i dont know if that will work though, but if i make a break through, and he starts feeling something, ill take him to grace for the adult survise, paster jenkins always has a nice survise. i wont be taking him to teen church, to many bad influences......ever since katlyn came back.....from rehab.....

hey john!!! your mom dont know what i look like right? should i die my hair blond???

but anyway, mom let me on the computer because i am watching my little brother river. my ex-step-dad andy got me this awesome twilight shirt for christmas. he let me open the preasent early because he was supposed to go to jail today. but he didnt. he just got probation for a year and a 1000 $ fine. DONT DO DRUGS!!!!

but yeah, i feel pretty guilty, if i didnt have such a damn bad mouth, mrs. pavlick wouldnt hate my guts. i can see it now.

im walking in to church. i sit in a spot and see her walking up looking around with her brown beaty eyes.....i get up and start to sprint to a safe place. but its to late, she saw me.

her: hey you! you talkin dirty to my son!? ill keeeeelllll you!!!!

me: sorry grama, im already dead!

i run out of church and steel a random car and then later get arrested for joyriding. no one beleives my story about getting chased by mrs pavlick.

srsly john, i has nothin against your mom, and i is really really really sorry for the way i talked to you. i would email this to you, but i dont want you to get in trouble.

BUT REMEMBER! do you want to do work for god? how are you going to do that, if the people who NEED help, your mom says you can hang with.

i mean srsly, i like, stopped smoking and drinking after i met you, i havnt picked up a cigerette in three months, and i didnt drink all that much before....so it was easy to quite that. AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!


remember that!!!!!!!


well anyway, back to my day.

today i baked brownies for my uncle bill. i also helped my little brother nake brownie snow cones for my cousin scooter. mom made some awesome hot pepper bombs for my cousn colton.
uncle bill hast told me what he's making for me, but i cant wait to find out.
ill be giving my boyfriend a kiss for christmas, and then i might get my ears pearced and wear his earings.

he is a really sweet guy when you get to know him......exept when it comes to porn......i like, was looking through his CD's, he's got one with a naked chick on it.....

but the good news is he thinks blow jobs are nasty!!!! [i can change that.]

not much else happened today, so ill just post a link to my buddy lee's blog.

WARNING: lee is in fact gay...ish. he still likes girls, but he likes guys more

http://leeplitt.blogspot.com/

i dont really want to post a song of the day. but i am listening to Good Charlotte " i dont wanna be in love." its really good.



bye bye!!!!

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