silent as the grave

lol, things have been weird lately. alot of things in my life revolve around death and are centered at the grave yards!!!
i am going back tonight to see my grnadma and fix up her grave garden again. but this time i am going at night, and i have a cold! and this will most likely result in me ending up in a grave!

and my friend kayla's grandpa died yesterday, so she is going to his funeral soon. . .

yeah, anyway, yesterday at church i totally scared this retarded chick!

she wouldnt stop being a sick minded freak! her name is chelsy, and she is obsessed with sex. she is like 300 pounds and has no shame at all! well, she wouldnt leave me and my friend hailey alone, and she wouldnt stop humping the friggin buss seats. . .and this is how that went. . .

chelsy: "oh yeah baby!"

hailey: jolene save me!"

me: "hailey come over here."

hailey moved into my seat.

chelsy: " hahaha!!! hahahaha!!!! ohhh!!!!"

me: chelsy stop, your gong to break the buss!"

hailey: omg someones coming!

chelsy: "haha!! she said come!"

me: "chelsy that is sick, and you had better practice the meaning of the words, silent as the grave, or you will soon BE silent as the grave!"

chelsy: "oh my god that was scary. . .SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!"

me: "you better get lost chelsy before i rip out your throat!"

she just starred at me, so i let out a really loud gutteral snarl/growl thingy, and she screamed and ran off of the buss. all was then peacefull. . .

me: ahh. . .sweet silence.

hailey: O_o

and so now fat retarded perverted chelsy is scared of me! and i am sick in bed with a sore throat and a cold!! achoo cough!

^_^ ttyl